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Thursday, September 22, 2005

Word of the Day

momtax n., The bite of my sons' sandwiches/candy bars/ice cream/whatever to which I am automatically and eternally entitled by virtue of the cooking, cleaning, monitoring and general support services I perform daily, not to mention the four hours of labor per child, ten and four years ago respectively.*

*yes, I know that constitutes an easy labor. If yours was worse, you may levy a correspondingly higher tax. Two bites, perhaps, or even three.

3 comments:

Kelly said...

Hah! Too good!

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Kelly said...

So, why are all the psychos out?